did you get engaged???
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
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The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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