Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
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I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
dude. I can hear the air.
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