Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
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Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
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Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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