Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
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Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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