I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
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looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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