There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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