The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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