There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
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It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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