its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
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guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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