You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
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He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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