Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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