Soap is not a condiment
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
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that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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