Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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