Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
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When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
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