are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
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I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
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Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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