if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
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I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
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I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
is that a dick in a sweater?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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