My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
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No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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