If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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