Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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