can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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