Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
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I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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