wakey wakey hands off snakey
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
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we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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