i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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