Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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