So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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