So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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