I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
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The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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