She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
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"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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