Cold hands, warm shart.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
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OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
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It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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