..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
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