You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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