is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
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Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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