Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i just had sex bonerless
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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