Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
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Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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