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(734): View more from Michigan

Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...

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(734): Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception... http://tfl.nu/2wqa

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(804): View more from Virginia

I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five

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(804): I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five http://tfl.nu/co5b

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(516): View more from New York

you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny

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(516): you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny http://tfl.nu/9x6z

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.

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(484): I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition. http://tfl.nu/zjox

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(651): View more from Minnesota

i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh

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(651): i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh http://tfl.nu/x346

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(904): View more from Florida

I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."

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(904): I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear." http://tfl.nu/t3d7

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(903): View more from Texas

Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later

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(903): Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later http://tfl.nu/a1zy

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(727): View more from Florida

You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.

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(727): You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on. http://tfl.nu/u7oz

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(360): View more from Washington

He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.

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(360): He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured. http://tfl.nu/js6x

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(808): View more from Hawaii

you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe

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(808): you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe http://tfl.nu/mori

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(304): View more from West Virginia

his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.

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(304): his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on. http://tfl.nu/aue5

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(435): View more from Utah

I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.

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(435): I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry. http://tfl.nu/g6j9

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(406): View more from Montana

All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.

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(406): All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven. http://tfl.nu/uskg

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(701): View more from North Dakota

She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.

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(701): She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down. http://tfl.nu/f22r

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(914): View more from New York

So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.

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(914): So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy. http://tfl.nu/skqk

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