we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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