why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
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I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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