he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
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New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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