no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
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I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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