He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
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Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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