I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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