This girl is more easily done than said...
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Someone shattered a urinal.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
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I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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