Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
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The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
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My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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