maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
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I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
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Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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