How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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