I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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