Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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