If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize