What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
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This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
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What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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