wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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